Soooooooo let me lay the scene for you real quick. First and foremost, my name is Will Jenkins. Im a student at the University of North Texas majoring in Marketing. I spent my first two years of college playing division 1 JUCO baseball at Mclennan Community College (shoutout the Sausage squad) down in Waco, Texas (Quick side-note: If you're ever thinking about traveling down to Waco, TX for any reason at all, I strongly advise against it. Just a real bummer of a place overall). Anyways yeah, retired college athlete, current marketing student, decided to make a blog becasue im desperate for attention and even more desperate for more twitter followers (follow me on twitter @Will_Jenkins) and tbh I have an unreal amount of free time so I figured this would be a good way to kill some of that. I promise Ill get funnier the more you read and I guarantee you will think im hilarious and more than likely the coolest dude ever and if you dont guess what I hate you and gtfo.
Reading lengthy text passages like actual books (Seriously, who is still reading 500 page paperbacks? Just wait a couple years, I promise if its a good enough book or series of books, it will be made into a TV show or possibly even a movie) or super detailed, thought out articles is super lame now-a-days. Lets face it, its 2015. The new wave is obviously memes and gifs. The only reading you can catch me doing on a daily basis is the mostly fire tweets on my TL, fantasy football analysis on anyone in my lineup that has a "Q" by their name for that week ("Q" meaning questionable meaning they might not play), and the unbelievably long text messages I get from my mom on a daily basis telling me to get a job and stop spending so much of her money etc. etc. etc. I do realize me starting this blog is incredibly ironic because it definitely is a super thought out, detailed set of text passages containing absolute nonsense that probably has nothing to do with you whatsoever. BUT, hopefully you'll ignore everything I just said and read it anyways.
Being that this is in fact my first blog post in the history of my existence, I think we can all agree that my experience in writing in these types of formats is pretty minimal to say the least. The only actual writing experience I have is in school. And not even like actual credible school as in college (took all my English/literature credits in high school) but like school as in middle school, and high school. So hopefully this is somewhat bearable to read. I'm passionate about many different things, and they're all on a very wide scale. Everything from any and all sports to fashion, sneakers, music, social media, cavalier king charles spaniels, FIFA '16, and probably a lot more I left off, but you get the jist. TBH I am now realizing how lame of a first post this is but i really just wanted to give you guys the lay of the land before I get probably wayyyyy too comfortable and start to write some super personal/super weird things about myself yall probably never wanted to read but either way were gonna have a good time.
I have absolutely no idea how often Ill post on this thing but like I said earlier, I pretty much spend most of my time doing absolutely nothing productive. A regular day in the life of Chilly Willy Snowflake will generally go like this: Ill wake up, go to class, come home, think about doing homework, not actually do homework, then turn on my PS4 and start playing fifa. Go to sleep around 1:30-2:00, then wake up the next day and do it all over again. Sooooooooo if I can find time to vent to the internet somewhere in that incredibly tight schedule, then this blog will be hotter than hotline bling memes. If you have actually read up to this point then honestly super major shoutouts to you and also im in love with you and also I think you're beautiful. I promise the next post will be way more entertaining and raunchy and maybe even include some cuss words like fuck or ass or shit (sorry mom idk if youre reading this but if you are please forgive me love you miss you) but thatll for sure be a game time decision. Follow me on twitter @Will_Jenkins to not only experience the greatest retweeter of all time (myself) but also to be updated on new blog posts and other cool stuff. Until then, keep it real love you all.
P.S. like I said earlier im really just doing this for shits and gigs so if you think its trash 1) youre probably absolutely fucking right and 2) try to keep it to yourself because im very sensitive and will take the trash talk straight to the heart and will probably not leave my house for a week and nobody wants that BUTTTTTTT if you for some very stupid odd reason think its somewhat decent then feel free to let me know cause im very emotional and i will probably cry tears of joy and give you all my money so thanks again, love you miss you see you soon. Peace
-Will Jenkins aka the YUNG snowflake aka your moms favorite son aka the GOAT retweeter aka love you miss you
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